Highway Code - Folk Version

I thought maybe readers might like to add to a thread on the "folk version" of the highway code / traffic regulations.

I think my number one "folk highway regulation" is:

• If there is an obstruction on my side of the road, I have the right of way to go around it and traffic coming in the other direction must stop.

Closely followed by:

• If I put on my indicator light, I have the right of way and needn't look to see if anything is coming.