I am a vegetarian. I am deeply offended. I reckon that Mr. Ferguson wrote this book in order to compare me and all other vegetarians to Adolf Hitler. Never mind about all other vegetarians, even. I'm pretty certain he has it in for me.
I plan to ridicule him and his book tomorrow morning. I reckon he's fair game.
[To those who are tempted to take me seriously: Tongue in Cheek alert!]